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A Bicycle Built for a Boob

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 • Filed under Other

Bike riding must be a hard sport. I say must because the only man-powered machine I operate on a daily basis is my television and my reclining leather chair. Maybe bikers aren’t that smart after all.

That would explain why this rider thought he could outrun the police on his little bicycle, according to the Lancashire Evening Post.

The police car passed by the man on the bicycle, so he flipped them a rather rude gesture. Something to do with Mothers’ Day, I believe.

The cop turned on his siren lights and ordered the man to pull over, but the cyclist refused. So a chase ensued…for about five seconds.

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