A C4 Block Short of a Bomb
Friday, March 27th, 2009 • Filed under Other, Other Weapons
Terrorism is a scary threat, whether you call it terrorism or controlled overseas aggression determined to attack domestic targets. Fortunately, some of the terrorists aren’t as smart as some people might like us to think.
Reuters reported that a suicide bomber in Kabul accidentally blew up some of his fellow insurgents.
The suicide bomber set off his device as he waved goodbye to his fellow insurgents. If only he hadn’t made waving the detonator.
The story doesn’t say what his intended target was or where he planned to set off the device. Something tells me, however, the medical plan he insisted on getting upon his hiring wasn’t all that good either way.
Blayze Kohime says: April 3rd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Heard another story where they set the bomb to go off too soon due to the bomber and the bomb maker having their watches set for different time zones.
Isaribi says: April 4th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
always amusing
Ravenite says: July 1st, 2009 at 3:53 am
Hi! *Boom* Bye…
Cowboy says: September 17th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I’ll bet his seventy virgings are waiting for him.
Mangoboy says: September 18th, 2009 at 11:49 am
No no no Cowboy, its “virginians”
smeth says: September 29th, 2009 at 3:36 am
he was just practicing
mspears says: September 30th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Cowboy: And it’s 72, not 70.
The joke’s on him. It doesn’t say those virgins have to be FEMALE.
skyclad says: October 20th, 2009 at 3:39 am
seventy virginians, my dear
killa says: December 7th, 2009 at 11:57 am
so bacically pecape of wat happend: “bye”*waves* *KKKKAAAAABBBOOOOMMM* but atleast he gets his 72 virgins
Trevor says: February 19th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Umm, helloooooooooo. He killed his FELLOW INSURGENTS, not himself. HE lived. And it is 72 virgins if you watch Jeff Dunham.
Blayze Kohime – I saw that too. Your talking about 1,000 ways to die, right?
UnderNetKing says: September 13th, 2011 at 7:48 am
here’s a song by Jeff Dunham.
“dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back! i’ve got a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq! i got through Checkpoint A, but not through Checkpoint B, cause that’s where i got shot in the *** by the U.S. Military!