Dumb Criminals

A Couple of Doorknobs

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 • Filed under Drunks, Other

I’m no prohibitionist, but why do they serve so much alcohol on airplanes? Greyhound doesn’t have lounges on their buses.

Two drunken women caused a ruckus and the pilots had to make an emergency landing, according to the Manchester Evening News.

Just what did they do that was so bad? They tried to open the door in mid-flight. That must have been some bad in-flight movie.

The girls claim the plane staff overreacted and that they only had one drink on the plane…at least 30 times.

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