Dumb Criminals

A Heated Argument

Sunday, July 26th, 2015 • Filed under Other

Although you may think detailing the weekly atrocities of the dumb criminal world is a career lucrative enough to fund my Starbucks dependence, the sad truth is that I also work a part-time job at a local burger franchise. There is enough grease in the kitchen to make John Travolta experience PTSD flashbacks, and flies taunt the employees by procreating in mid-air. The worst part, however, was that the air conditioner was not working throughout most of the 90 degree Georgia summer.

Still, we worked our long hours as diligently as ever. A man in Pennsylvania proved himself to be far less steadfast, and called 911 to request a repair of his air conditioning unit. According to Huffington Post, he claimed he was having trouble breathing due to the heat. Unfortunately, this bogus call endangered a patient experiencing a real medical emergency at a nearby Chinese restaurant. Supposedly this is the irksome caller’s 63rd call over the course of several years; you’d think the operator would know by now that he’s just blowing hot air.

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