A Six Pack of Stupid
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 • Filed under Other
There’s dumb and then there’s “beer dumb.” If you’ve ever been in a frat house, you know what I mean.
One man reinvented “beer dumb” when he traded his daughter’s hand in marriage for money and beer, and called police when the guy reneged on the deal, according to NBC News.
The man (if that’s what can you #*$&ing call him) offered an 18-year-old his 14-year-old daughter’s hand in marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and some meat. So even though the reception will have plenty of booze and food, it’s enough to erase the awkwardness.
The groom took the daughter, but didn’t make good on his promises. I guess he assumed that someone willing to sell his daughter for groceries shouldn’t have more beer than the Anheuser-Busch brewing plant.
So the father called police to file a report. They not only got his daughter back, but they arrested him as well and threw him in jail where, if there is a God in heaven, someone else can sell him for a pack of smokes and a jug of toilet wine.
joe iasadf says: January 16th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
dumb story
joe iasadf says: January 16th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
sadfsdfsad
Jeanne Whipple says: January 17th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
YOu think this is dumb let me tell you about the young couple who live in the Rutland,Vt area. They have a young son and a dog. The dog got himself into trouble and the male part of the couple started beating him on the head. The wife thinking he was going to kill the dog tried to pull him off but was not strong enough so she bit him. When the police arrived you would think the man would get arrested for animal cruelty but that was not to be. The wife is now in jail and the husband has custody of the son and the dog. You can’t get much more stupid than that. Jeanne
Snakes says: November 26th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Good, for once the wife got screwed by the system, in your face always siding with the woman system.