Arnold “Total Recall” Schwarzenegger is “The Fugitive”
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006 • Filed under Other
Unlike Richard Nixon, the entire Enron board and your momma, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger IS a crook.
Last weekend, the Gubernator (or in this case, the Goobernator) was riding his Harley motorcycle with his son, Patrick, when he collided with a car. A Los Angeles Police Lieutenant said he didn’t give Ah-nuld a ticket (and I can’t say I blame him) but noted that Ah-nuld did not have the proper license to operate a motorcycle.
Instead of issuing a ticket to the Gubernator and having his arms ripped out of his sockets by a man who juggles midgets as exercise, the LAPD officers referred his case to the LA City Attorney who will determine whether or not to charge him for the infraction. In California, driving a motorcycle without a license is punishable by a fine of (faith and begora!) $100 to $250. Where will he get that kind of money? There’s only one way he can score that much green and it won’t be pretty — “Last Action Hero 2.”