Busted in a Flash
Monday, September 8th, 2008 • Filed under Other
It’s a shame when criminals do their business right out in the open, for the whole world to see, especially when their “business” could make a baby cry blood.
The Associated Press reported that a guy got busted at a nude beach for flashing.
The story doesn’t say if he did the flashing at the beach because if he did, that would be pretty pointless. You’d have better luck trying to start a fire in a fire station. You’d get more accomplished by bringing donuts to a Weight Watchers meeting. You’d do more in a day by introducing a sexy adult female who puts out for less than a vending machine to Michael Jackson.
Police chased the guy while he was still in his trench coat and he tried to hide out at a nude beach in his outfit. This guy would wear hot pink stretch pants to jungle warfare in Vietnam.
He was busted in a place called “Pirate’s Cove” where he surrendered his booty. (Bad joke, I know, but you wish you had thought of it. You know you did.)
jo says: October 9th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Wow
? says: October 16th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
it takes someone special to do that.