Caught Hooker, Line and Sinker: A Special Report
This just in from the Dumb Criminals Media Center located by the old Shakey’s Pizza on Route 94 in Canton, Ohio where the news is always guaranteed to come in three days late: New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has been outed as a payer of prostitutes.
According to the AP, Spitzer may have spent tens of thousands of dollars on prostitutes over an undetermined period of time.
What makes him so dumb? One, he’s governor and he’s paying for prostitutes. If you’re in one of the highest seats of power in the law and you break the law, you’ve pretty much got dumb sewn up in a silk bag and delivered to your doorstep. Unless you’re running for mayor in D.C. Then you’ve got another term coming your way.
What makes it truly dumb is this is a guy who as a prosecutor and a politician spent his life to breaking up prostitution rings and other such criminals and now he’s placed himself in one, so to speak.
His resignation should be just around the corner unless the delusion from the belief that he wouldn’t get caught stuffing cash by the handfuls into a call girl’s hoagie shack hasn’t worn off yet.
Blayze Kohime Said,
March 14, 2008 @ 10:23 am
Its not surprising at all that a man who busted up prostitution rings would be paying for one. Oftentimes people with a particular problem try to compensate or try to look as if they don’t have the problem by going after others who do it.
Royy Said,
March 18, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
what a whoreee:)
Jack Said,
March 20, 2008 @ 10:04 am
Blayze,
Perhaps he used those prostitution rings for “personal use” then knew where to send the law enforcement to promptly arrest them. Just speculation, but a possiblity nonetheless.
kazumei Said,
March 25, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
man….man…uh…can’t say it at school but man(what royy said)
Kate~the~Great Said,
April 1, 2008 @ 12:48 am
The great thing about self-loathing is that it often becomes self-fulfulling prophecy.