Dumb Criminals

Cop and a Half A Brain

Friday, October 24th, 2008 • Filed under Other

Every actor knows that if you’re going to tackle a role, you’d better know your part. So ladies and gentleman, without further ado, please meet the Shaquille O’Neal of the criminal world (the movie star, not the basketball player, well maybe this season).

A guy impersonating a police officer pulled over a police officer, according to the AP.

In his defense, he didn’t know it was a police officer at the time but he was impersonating a police officer, which is about the dumbest thing a man can do short of investing in Pets.com stock, paying to see an Ashton Kutcher movie or testing to see if a gasoline pump is working by licking it.

Police charged him and released him with a promise that he would appear in court…and NOT as a judge.

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  • about that... says: October 29th, 2008 at 8:54 am

    hahahahaha what a dumbass

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