Question: You’re a mob boss hiding out from the fuzz. What’s the worst thing you can do?
A. Send out for Chinese and tell the delivery guy to make sure he gives the stuff to the “mob boss who’s hiding from the fuzz”
B. Post a big neon scene outside your hideout that reads, “Mob boss hiding out here. No solicitors.”
C. Start whacking everybody and then yourself in public
D. Play a mob boss on TV

If you chose D, you’ve chosen the dumbest thing a mob boss can do while he’s hiding out from the police, which is exactly what one guy in Italy did, according to Metro.co.uk.

He was playing a “Godfather style killer” in a movie on TV because apparently there’s an acting coach shortage in Italy. Why hasn’t UNICEF dropped them some care packages yet?

The movie was called “Gomorra” and focused on the modern crime family. You know, the kind of family that takes their kids to soccer practice and threatens the other team to take a dive, forces bake sale moms to pay a protection fee and does drive-bys in a Ford Expedition and always while talking on their damn cell phones. How rude.

Some inmates spotted him on television and reported him to the authorities. Prisoners are allowed to watch mob movies in the joint in Italy? If I find out they also have their own Starbucks and a Sleep Number bed, I’ll s*#& myself.