Dumb Criminals

Get a room (or just come over to my place)

Monday, November 7th, 2005 • Filed under Other

cheerleaderangela.jpgWomen’s public restrooms must be A LOT CLEANER than men’s. I don’t care how drunk you are, having sex in a bathroom stall of a nightclub is gross, and apparently frowned upon in Florida.

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom.

Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.

Witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.

cheerleaderrenee.jpgBut the trouble didn’t stop there. Ms. Thomas was charged with battery for allegedly hitting a bar patron as she left the restroom. She then got into even more trouble when she gave police officers a driver’s license that was not hers. Thomas faces charges for “giving a false name and causing harm to another”, a third degree felony. Keathley faces misdemeanor charges for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

UPDATE: Images shamelessly stolen from The Nose on your Face, who no doubt stole them from someplace else.

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