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Happy Mothers’ Day…and Now, Tragedy

Friday, May 9th, 2008 • Filed under Other

Mothers’ Day is just around the corner and we here DumbCriminals.com want to honor all the mothers out there by using this cruel, tragic and badly timed story to remind all of your ungrateful children who haven’t bought you a present yet that your mother can and will shoot in the leg with a BB gun anytime they want. Hey, she’s your Mom. What are you going to do? Shoot her in the leg with a BB gun? Yeah right, that will only make her angrier.

According to the AP, a woman was arrested and charged for shooting her daughter in the leg with a BB gun after her boyfriend bet her a dollar that she wouldn’t.

Police discovered the bruise on the 8-year-old child’s leg and asked the child how she got it. She said she did it so she could win a $1 bet from her boyfriend. Hey, cigarettes don’t pay for themselves.

The little girl was wearing three pairs of pants at the time and still had a circular bruise on her leg. The BB bounced off of her and hit her 7-year-old daughter. Well Annie Oakley, you should have gotten $2 for a trick shot like that.

The mother then told her two children to lie about it so she wouldn’t go to jail and when her daughter told her teacher the truth, the mother told police her daughter was lying. (I feel a song coming on…) “M is for the Mangled Leg she gave me, O is for the one dollar she won off me, T is for the Time in jail that she’ll serve for me…”

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