Dumb Criminals

Herzog Would Have A Field Day

Friday, August 21st, 2015 • Filed under Other

Calling all hippies. What’s the most mentally unstable activity in which you’d partake for the sake of nature? Would you camp alone for days Paulsen-style? Dogsled through the arctic London-style? Or would you quit eating meat Thoreau-style? No matter which, you’re pretentious.

At least one man knows how to release any inhibition regarding counterculture standards. In order to exhibit his love for bears, he donned a bear costume and proceeded to harass the objects of his affection. According to Huffington Post, a mother and her cubs were innocently fishing for salmon when this impostor intruded on family dinner in full view of tourists. Luckily, the unidentified man was neither eaten nor arrested. In fact, now that he’s lost his job as a fish counter, he might even be eligible for a job at Chuck E. Cheese.

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