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Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Other

Upon gaining entrance to the suspects house police did a search and could not find her. An officer asked if a door off from the master bedroom had been checked and was told no. So upon opening the door there set the lady with 3 Felony warrants. They asked her name and she said “Betty” then her husband said it was “Carol” and an officer turned around and told her to stand up she was under arrest and she said her name was “Linda.” They guess that they scared the crap out of her so bad she could not even remember her first false name.

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