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	<title>Comments on: Horse Lick</title>
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		<title>By: Dennis</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/horse-lick/comment-page-1/#comment-26725</link>
		<dc:creator>Dennis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with Mad Red Queen....thats just..............WRONG!

*Turns green and vomits on laptop*...Damn, i just got this thing replaced....O well...Who's a preeeeetty cow!   XD</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">I agree with Mad Red Queen&#8230;.thats just&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..WRONG!</p>
<p>*Turns green and vomits on laptop*&#8230;Damn, i just got this thing replaced&#8230;.O well&#8230;Who&#8217;s a preeeeetty cow!   XD</p></div>
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		<title>By: Mad Red Queen</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/horse-lick/comment-page-1/#comment-21293</link>
		<dc:creator>Mad Red Queen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMFG.  Thank GOD it was the cops who found his creepy a**, and not some innocent farmer.  Seriously, who would want to walk in on Steven rubbing up against a cow, covered in nothing but olive oil &#38; oates, and whispering, "You're such a beautiful cow, succchhh a pretttyyy cow."?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">OMFG.  Thank GOD it was the cops who found his creepy a**, and not some innocent farmer.  Seriously, who would want to walk in on Steven rubbing up against a cow, covered in nothing but olive oil &amp; oates, and whispering, &#8220;You&#8217;re such a beautiful cow, succchhh a pretttyyy cow.&#8221;?!</div>
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		<title>By: opp</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/horse-lick/comment-page-1/#comment-14509</link>
		<dc:creator>opp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>YUMMY, I like oats!!! psych!!!!!!! DUMB ASSSS</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">YUMMY, I like oats!!! psych!!!!!!! DUMB ASSSS</div>
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		<title>By: hollo</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/horse-lick/comment-page-1/#comment-7339</link>
		<dc:creator>hollo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 15:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow man this is mad crazy</description>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/horse-lick/comment-page-1/#comment-3611</link>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 16:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh.
My.
God.
Blrgh... *runs for bathroom*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Oh.<br />
My.<br />
God.<br />
Blrgh&#8230; *runs for bathroom*</div>
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