Dumb Criminals

I Call Patches to the Stand!

Monday, December 26th, 2011 • Filed under Other

I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just the homeless ones you see in those super sad commercials, but the ones sitting at the kitchen table wearing sweaters. The ones who would probably love to be homeless for a day or two, just so they could act like…well, I don’t know, dogs.

At least no one expects dogs to attend court. Oh. Wait. Yeah they do.  According to Huffington Post, three Great Danes and a pit bull were brought in before the jury in an animal abuse case. Apparently they’d contracted stage fright, or made some kind of pact to keep mum, because their only contribution to the trial was a bit of drool. Which, if you ask me, is an improvement to our legal system.

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