Dumb Criminals

ID Theft Stands for “Is Dumb”

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 • Filed under Other, Theft

It’s too bad that identity thieves can’t also steal the person’s intellect as well. Maybe that’s a good thing.

Someone who stole the identity of a state governor has been sending their purchase to their office, according to the Associated Press.

The governor of West Virginia, of course, refused to accept the laptops because, well, he’s a Mac.

The FBI are tracking the whereabouts of the purchases and the people who allegedly made them. Let’s see, a strange longer with a knowledge of computer hacking who buys nothing but computers. Is there a loser store in West Virginia?

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