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Thursday, October 6th, 2005 • Filed under Other

Everyone’s heard of citizen’s arrest, but how about citizen’s body cavity search?
(entire article quoted below)

A gang of teenage boys who dressed as police officers to body search female visitors to the Munich Beer Festival have been arrested.

The fake cops pretended they were looking for hidden weapons as they ran their hands over the bodies of women they singled out.

But they were caught by the real cops after women complained about the intimate searches.

The three teenagers face charges of sexual assault, indecency and impersonating a police officer.

Remember, cops never like you horning in on their action.

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