Today in “News that Will Make You Feel Better About Not Having a Sex Life,” we present a Michigan man accused of breaking into store fronts, so he could fulfill his fetish for mannequins — AGAIN.

FERNDALE, Mich. (AP) - A Detroit man with a history of smashing store windows to grab female mannequins has been accused of indulging his fetish again.

Ronald Dotson, 39, was arrested and jailed Oct. 9 after breaking a window at a cleaning-supply company to get at a mannequin in a black and white French maid’s uniform, police said.

A judge Thursday ordered him to undergo a psychiatric examination to determine whether he is competent to stand trial on charges of attempted breaking and entering.

If you think that’s bad, it gets even worse for our lonely guy: turns out one of the mannequins had a headache.

The AP’s story goes on to report Dotson had only been out of prison for a week when he went on his crime spree. He was convicted of six counts of breaking and entering for committing the same crime for almost 13 years. Phew, that’s a lot of cigarettes. He should have enough Camel Cash to buy his own mannequin now.