Dumb Criminals

Not A Creature Was Stealing

Monday, December 24th, 2012 • Filed under Other

There is a huge spike in donation around Christmastime, but shouldn’t we be generous all year? Of course, but maybe it’s a good thing we’re not.

Why? A man in Ontario (this was probably Canada’s most violent crime of the year) thought it’d be a good idea to steal some clothes from a Salvation Army bin at 2:30 am. Fortunately, he got stuck, with only his legs sticking out. According to The Star, policeman came by to get rid of the nuisance and deliver the clothing to the proper place.

Merry Christmas, everyone, hope it’s not too dumb!

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