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Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 • Filed under Other

See this green leafy substance? No Willie Nelson, it’s not the chronic. It’s probably in your cupboard as you’re reading this, that is if your cooking skills are a level above Easy Mac and Kool-Aid. It got two kids in a smidge of trouble.

HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. (Island Packet) — Two Hilton Head Island teens hoped to get high atop the Piggly Wiggly, but found themselves climbing down from the Coligny Plaza supermarket with a baggy of oregano and a trespassing warning from the Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office.

So here’s what went down. A security guard noticed the two boys on the roof and being a security guard who knows suspicious behavior when he sees it and takes action into his own hands even though he has no legal authority, he called the police.

The fuzz got the boys off the roof and as they approached the 14 and 16-year-old, he noticed one of them stuffing a plastic baggie into his pocket. It turned out to be oregano that the one of the boys bought from “a guy he knew,” according to the story. Apparently, that guy was Chef Boyardee.

The boys weren’t charged with anything. They both got a trespassing warning, released to their parents and the promise of a stern look from every Olive Garden manager for life.

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  • Austin Miller says: May 22nd, 2007 at 11:05 am

    that’s why you TEST THE MERCHANDISE FIRST!!

  • Baccon says: May 29th, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    couple of dutch bags if you ask me

  • Ben Dover says: May 30th, 2007 at 7:45 pm

    You know I would have been smart and tested it like miller over here says. Two dumbasses without a clue, bet you anything they were two kids bfrom a rich “”nice”" community. PAAATTTTHHHEEETTIICCCC >:D

  • earthpalladin says: July 12th, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    this just wrong, verry pathetic.
    it dosen’t even smell, feel,(in your hand) or even look the same.

  • Ally says: September 12th, 2007 at 8:49 am

    something tells me that they had never smoked before…
    oregano?
    wtf? losers

    oh! and baccon should learn how to spell *douche*

  • Jen says: November 3rd, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    OK, oregeno would smell like, um let me see, FOOD, and not like pot which, if you’ve ever been around it, let alone smoked it, has a very distinctive, and pretty nice, odor. I don’t smoke but I have certainly been in smelling distance of people who do, and I can tell pot from oregano. I mean I eat italian food so I know oregano when I smell it. Damn, those are some seriously sheltered, utterly idiotic teenagers. What were they thinking, oh wait, they weren’t thinking.

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