Dumb Criminals

Phony Mall Santa Drops His Pants

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005 • Filed under Other

Pants-Dropping Phony Mall SantaA Salem, New Hampshire man was determined to spread some yuletide cheer are his local shopping mall. Richard Mullen, dressed as Santa Claus, entered the mall and dropped his pants in front of several unsuspecting patrons. He was charged with disorderly conduct. Local6 has more on the story.

“He continued doing this multiple times,” Salem police spokesman Robert Larson said. “He was asked to leave the mall by mall security. On his way out of the mall, he dropped the pants one more time as a couple was walking in.”

“How would you explain that to them that Santa Claus is walking around pulling down his pants?” a mall shopper said. “How would you explain that to them? Yeah, that’s disturbing.”

Leave a Reply

Criminals by Email

I'll email you every time we post a new dumb criminal.

Sign up!
You'll like it, I promise!

Don't worry &mdash I won't email you about anything else.

Best of the Network

Real Haunted Houses
Who says ghosts aren't real? We have catalogued hundreds of haunted houses.

Dumb Warnings
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." You won't believe these warnings!