Hey Warden! Where’s the Mint for My Pillow?
Friday, January 4th, 2008 • Filed under Other
Here’s some breaking news: prisoners are unhappy! Be warned. Don’t read the rest of this story because the amount of sheer common sense could cause your skull to crack and cave in on its own brain.
According to Reuters, a survey of prisoners in Japan found that the majority want to have a word with the hotel manager about their accommodations.
The survey found 70 percent feel their cells are too small, 75 percent wish they had more bread with their meals and just under half felt their gray prison issued pajamas were ugly. Reportedly, more than 75 percent felt like they were staying in a prison.
A human rights group blamed the complaints on overcrowded prisons. Gee, if only there’s something these guys could do to get out of such horrible conditions? Oh I know! Stop giving Johnny Law the finger and knocking over 7-11s for beer money.
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