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Rather Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 • Filed under Other

leftA word of warning: if you’re going to write a headline like that and need some art to accompany it, keep the “safe search” option in the “on” position on Google Images. It’ll save you a lot of headaches…and stomach aches.

A woman got busted for urinating on a police station, according to the AP.

Good for them. I’m sick of women always treat the world like it is their urinal.

Why didn’t she just use the police station’s bathroom? Because they wouldn’t let her and told her to “take it outside.” So she did.

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  • Wes says: January 3rd, 2010 at 5:09 am

    This time I think the Police should be held responsible and arrest themselves. She asked to use the bathroom and they said no. There’s no way of telling by the article if it were possible for the woman to make it to another bathroom.

    A case of failure to Protect and Serve by the boys in blue.

  • Jake says: February 20th, 2010 at 12:17 am

    Wes, that was a joke… The person probably did not ask the police, or they would’ve allowed it, most likely.

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