Dumb Criminals

Spray and Pay

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 • Filed under Other

All these kids today with their high definition television and their high tech video games and their shoes with the roller skates that pop out and their lightsabers and their tagging. Too bad technology hasn’t found a way to increase their capacity for common sense. Get off my lawn!

A tagger was caught spraying painting a cop car, according to the Salt Lake Tribune.

The kid hit up three cars with spray paint WHILE THEY WERE PARKED IN A POLICE DEPARTMENT PARKING LOT. I would pay a year’s salary to see this kid’s standardized test scores.

Police took the kid into custody, which was easy to do since the station was right next to the scene of the #*$&ing crime.

If children like these our future, then I’m going back to working on my time machine.

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  • Roflmao says: April 15th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    WOW!!! It’s incredibe how incredibly retarded this kid is. How could he be so retarded as to spray-paint a police car infront of the $#@%ing station? GET SOME COMMON SENSE YOU RETARDED MORON! I would also love to see this kid’s Standardized Test scores.

  • casey says: May 11th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    what a dum *** why would you do something like this?? i wanna see your test scores!!

  • Raven says: July 8th, 2009 at 3:46 am

    wow. my biggest question is where are kids parents at now-a-days? keep a watch on your kids, and if you cant THAT IS WHAT BIRTH CONTROL IS FOR. also, as for Roflmao and casey, get off your knees, and stop copying what the article is saying. we read the article and seen that it said he wanted to see this kids test scores. dont be retarded

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