Strife in the Fast Lane
Friday, January 27th, 2006 • Filed under Other, Scams
Before I start this post, I vow I will not make any jokes using the word “dummy.” It is the most overused pun since “Poker? I hardly know her!”.
WESTMINSTER, Colo. (AP) – A motorist was arrested Thursday for driving in a high-occupancy vehicle lane with a mannequin dressed to look like a passenger, police said.
Investigators said Greg Allen Pringle, 53, was the only human in the car. HOV lanes are open only to buses, motorcycles, vehicles carrying two or more people or hybrid vehicles.
Officer Mark Watters said Pringle was southbound on U.S. 36 between Boulder and Denver. Watters said the mannequin was dressed in a gray sweat shirt and a baseball cap.
This has got to be another first. The one and only time that a man has been arrested for using a dummy in public and he WASN’T caught having sex with it.
For his crimes, Pringle got slapped with a $115 fine, public humiliation and a weekend in beautiful Guantanamo Bay! Bon voyage, enemy combatant!
Ollieeee says: October 29th, 2007 at 10:04 am
HE GOT A BETTER CHANCE IF HE GOT A DEAD GUY IN THE CAR WITH…LOL…..ONLY ONE WORD FOR PEOPLE LYK HIM…….****…HEAD!!
logijexim says: November 16th, 2007 at 6:13 am
hot squirt
ucimisefge says: November 20th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
caught ******* at work little girls caught ******* teens caught *******