Sucks to Be Him
Friday, March 6th, 2009 • Filed under Other
Hey, if you’re a guy, you’ve been there. You’ve been lonely. You’ve been longing for the touch and comfort of something warm and soft. Unfortunately, all you have are a roll of quarters and easy access to a car wash.
A man recently plead no-contest to having sex with a car wash vacuum, according to the AP.
That’s an appropriate plea for such a charge because in this case, nobody wins.
His attorney had no comment for reports, probably because he’s as speechless as us.
yea_like_im_ goin_2_tell_u_my_name_pleazzz says: March 11th, 2009 at 9:41 am
thats wrong. i guess he didnt hav enough money for a prostitue. that is so disturbing. well i hope u keep making articales like this because it cracks me the **** up!!!!!
Mathew Isaribi Shinato says: March 16th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
people have issues it seems…
ms. woolard says: March 17th, 2009 at 11:08 am
this dude is dum . . . Lol
Venus says: March 19th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Seems some of the comments on this story were made by folks nearly as “dum” as the criminals in question.
carolyn brogan says: March 24th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
This was in our local paper. So guess what this perverted horn dog must live some where near my town. It a small paper that only circulates in our local area. It was listed in the police blotter. I had fun with this one for weeks.
Tommy H. says: March 10th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
WOW this guy pretty much got charged for sexually assuslting a vacuum.
hardcore says: March 16th, 2011 at 9:06 am
Well it looks like…
*puts on sunglasses*
That really sucks.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!