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Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 • Filed under Other

This news of a student offering a huge bribe for a small ticket actually comes as good news for once. It means the economy is back to normal. Hooray!

A student in Australia offered a cop $50,000 in exchange for not giving him a $3.80 tip, according to The Courier-Mail.

The whole thing was over skipping a train fare because nothing screams “I have $50,000 in cash on me in small bills” more than public transportation.

He only would have gotten a measly ticket, but the bribe slaps on a felony charge. If you’re wondering whether or not that’s worse, don’t ever get a ticket.

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