Dumb Criminals

The Camel Had It Coming

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 • Filed under Other

There are some stories that make you question where humanity is headed and if were aren’t heading down in a spiral of stupidity and ignorance. Then there are stories that make you question if we’re already there.

According to the AP, a man has been arrested for punching a camel.

Not a cigarette or the cigarette’s child magnet mascot. We mean an actual, living, breathing camel.

How did it happen? Well apparently the man was Six Flags with his friend and they had been doing a little bit of drinking, two things that should never go together. Do that and you either end up punching livestock or vomiting on something that you think looks like Yosemite Sam but turns out to be a large heavyset woman in a cowboy hat who ran out of mustache wax that morning.

One of the men dared his friend to climb into the camel pen and punch one square in the jaw. He did and got arrested for it after he left the park. Presumably the camel was able to identify the man in a photo lineup.

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