The Evil Dud
There’s evil and then there’s e-vil. The kind of evil that’s so evil you have to say it with an extra e, e-vil. We now owe Mike Myers $10 bucks. That’s just for one of his lesser known movies. You don’t want to know how much he charges for a “Yeah baby!” Oh shit.
According to the Daily Times of Ottawa, Illinois, a man heading for trial for aggravated battery said he wants to appear in court as an evil person.
No, that wasn’t an opinion. That was a fact. The man claims he worships an evil religion and embraces evil and he feels his presence in court should reflect that. I hope it’s not part of his defense.
He wants to wear a cape and makeup and carry a cane during the trial. He also wanted his opening song before the jury to be, “Everything is Coming Up Roses.”
The judge said he could wear the cape, but denied the cane because it’s considered a weapon, certainly not something a man who’s evil should be carrying into a courtroom.
Blayze Kohime Said,
March 17, 2008 @ 8:05 am
He’s awfully honest for an e-vil man, but at least he has style.
Kelly Said,
March 17, 2008 @ 11:31 am
OMG!! LOL even……….yeah, he’s got style alright. And a serious need for Prozac I’m thinking.
Greg Said,
March 23, 2008 @ 11:43 pm
Might get him committed to the nut house instead of the big house.
JEDIKNIGHT12345(DUMBY) Said,
March 24, 2008 @ 5:57 pm
HE IS A I-DIOT
kazumei Said,
March 25, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
wow…..i-idiot!
Anon Said,
March 28, 2008 @ 7:24 am
yeah, not meanin to go smart on anyone but if he worships the few religions i have in mind than he is in the wrong mind set.
for worshippers in that religion beleive the being they worship to be the GOOD entity. and the one opposite to be truly evil.
Tony Said,
April 19, 2008 @ 11:59 pm
i don’t think he is an idiot, i think he is very smart. the jury will most likely convict him, he can get a mistrial because the costume gave the jury a bias. therefore the trial would be flawed, and he will get another one, which wont work so much because then he still has to go to trial, but it could give him time to work on his defense.