The Not So Great Escape
Sunday, August 10th, 2008 • Filed under Other
You have one day left on your jail sentence. What is the worst thing you can do?
A. Stab a member of the parole board
B. Leave your plans for knocking over a bank when you get out in the warden’s office
C. Try to escape from prison
A prisoner chose option “C,” according to KCRA.
The inmate literally only had one day left to go on his sentence. I’ll bet he’s the kind of guy who tries to get 11 items in the 10 items or less express lane at the grocery store.
He tried to escape by running out of an open gate used let vehicles in and out of the jail. He then ran into a cornfield where he was aided by the ghost of White Sox outfielder Shoeless Joe Jackson.
Josey says: August 12th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
wow… it’s obvious that he wanted to stay in prison and would do what ever it would take….
Snake says: September 25th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
talk about impatient
? says: October 16th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
lol, NOOB, maybe he just couldn’t tell time