The Straight Poop
Friday, January 11th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults, Other
This guy who threw his own doodie at a judge puts the “ASS” in “assault.” You can guess where the rest of the puns go from here.
According to the Trinidad Express, a prisoner was sentenced for throwing poop at a judge.
He already facing a charge of arson when the poop flinging began. Apparently the fire started because of a harmless Halloween prank that he “contributed” to and went horribly wrong.
He was denied bail for his crime and then dipped into his pocket and flinged it at the judge. The judge scolded him for the assault, but complemented him on his high fiber diet.
He apologized for throwing his own feces at the judge. He then asked if he could have a banana and if he could return to his cell so his cellmate could pick the mites out of his fur.
maiden-of-mystery says: January 11th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Now, now. Let’s not insult the chimps.
Allie says: January 31st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
not funny and oh ya i dont care
Charles says: February 5th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Oh yes fling turds at the guy in the court who has the most power, smart. Perhaps he wants to try that one with the cop who busted him?
Ghost says: February 9th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Allie what is your problem you have nothing to say but talk **** please leave and never come back
allie who? says: February 20th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Alli needs get a life. this is obviously the only one he has
annoying says: February 22nd, 2008 at 8:28 pm
omg allie ive been reading the criminal things and i see your name everywhere omg if you think its not funny DONT post nothing OK …god
Ugh, dumbass says: March 19th, 2008 at 11:28 am
What is wrong with you Allie?
Why is it on every post I see you have to be down on it?
Critism is o.k…. WHEN THEY ASK!!!!
I mean if I were to post something and you were to just completley trash it, I would pray to the satan god you must worship to get whatever it is that is stuck so far up your *** OUT!!!!
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
thats pretty ******* gross i would of beat the rest of his feces out of him!!!suwoop Ck all day
Sweets says: May 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Allie you need to go lay down and get a life, clearly you have no friends!!!!!!
Grace says: September 13th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
weird
laxative says: December 7th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
9 out of the 14 comments are about “Allie” and not the story. Even mine…. damn
Ruri says: December 19th, 2008 at 10:46 am
More proof that humans are related to chimps! XD
Dezz:)) says: March 21st, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Dudeeee allie get a life:))
Ya Biznatch;))
Dezz:)) says: March 21st, 2009 at 2:12 pm