The Straight Poop
Friday, January 11th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults, Other
This guy who threw his own doodie at a judge puts the “ASS” in “assault.” You can guess where the rest of the puns go from here.
According to the Trinidad Express, a prisoner was sentenced for throwing poop at a judge.
He already facing a charge of arson when the poop flinging began. Apparently the fire started because of a harmless Halloween prank that he “contributed” to and went horribly wrong.
He was denied bail for his crime and then dipped into his pocket and flinged it at the judge. The judge scolded him for the assault, but complemented him on his high fiber diet.
He apologized for throwing his own feces at the judge. He then asked if he could have a banana and if he could return to his cell so his cellmate could pick the mites out of his fur.
maiden-of-mystery says: January 11th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Allie says: January 31st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Charles says: February 5th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Ghost says: February 9th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Lia says: February 16th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!! says: February 18th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
allie who? says: February 20th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
annoying says: February 22nd, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Ugh, dumbass says: March 19th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Why is it on every post I see you have to be down on it?
Critism is o.k…. WHEN THEY ASK!!!!
I mean if I were to post something and you were to just completley trash it, I would pray to the satan god you must worship to get whatever it is that is stuck so far up your ass OUT!!!!
Jack says: March 20th, 2008 at 9:58 am
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Smartarse says: May 3rd, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Sweets says: May 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Grace says: September 13th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
laxative says: December 7th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Ruri says: December 19th, 2008 at 10:46 am