The World’s Dumbest Break-In
Monday, June 1st, 2009 • Filed under Other
Most criminals break into houses, stores and orphanages. Some really dumb criminals break into poisonous snake enclosures, room sized furnaces and the business end of private shooting galleries. This criminal tops all three of those categories.
Police arrested a man for breaking into a prison, according to the AP.
The man broke into the jail so he could sell drugs and tobacco to the prisoners. He also once broke into a Weight Watchers meeting so he could sell pizza topped with ice cream and into a GM stockholders confab so he could sell Nigerian email scams.
So for his crime against society, he will serve 19 years…in prison! That’s like sentencing an inmate who escaped from prison a trip to Disney World.
AshleyAk7 says: June 10th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
wow what a dumbass!
AshleyAk7 says: June 10th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
wow what a dumbass! but he got what he wanted right? He is in jail! bahaha!
John u says: June 11th, 2009 at 10:43 am
hi
skyedude says: June 14th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
… i’m speechless…
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
mspears says: September 29th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Not a surprise, actually… the news article has expired, but if that was in Miller county… it was about 15 miles from where I live. It was front-page news in the local paper.
AntCookie says: January 14th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Work at a prison; never seen this happen!! LMAO!!!