Too Dumb to Dance
Monday, July 13th, 2009 • Filed under Other
You’ve got to love karma, unless you’re the person that karma is punishing in order to achieve total balance in the universe. Then karma is a bitch goddess.
That’s probably how these people view the unholy succubus because they are facing hard time for perjury charges for faking injuries in a car accident and lying about it on the stand during their subsequent lawsuit, according to Daily Mail.
Three of the family members claimed that an accident they were in on the way to a wedding had severely injured them. Their injuries ranged from sore wrists to painful shoulders. The groom even complained his testicles felt as though they had been ripped from their sockets.
That’s when prosecutors played a tape that showed the family members dancing at the reception without a wince of pain in their faces. They each got a year in prison for committing perjury. And if you think that’s bad, wait until the jury hears what they really think of the bride’s family choosing fish instead of chicken for dinner at the reception.