Trapped in the Closet
Monday, July 23rd, 2007 • Filed under Other
To be totally fair, these two really aren’t dumb by the definition of the word. They’re stupid, horrible, thoughtless, selfish, narrow-minded, absent-minded, lower than Australopithecus on the evolutionary scale and six beers short of a six pack. No one’s come up for a word for it yet.
According to the Associated Press, a Milwaukee couple will be headed off to prison after admitting to locking their son in a closet so they could go to a casino and watch a Packers game.
Man, now we know why they call their hardcore fans “cheese heads.”
The only thing they left for their boy is a loaf of bread, some peanut butter and jelly and a bathroom bucket that he had to clean when his parents returned. The irony is both will be headed to live in a room that’s slightly smaller than a closet with a toilet that’s slightly less sanitary than a bathroom bucket that’s five inches from their head every time they go to sleep.
The assistant district attorney prosecuting the case proved the couple had money to get a babysitter because of their house full of Packers merchandise. Sadly, the Packers don’t sell parents.
Mad Red Queen says: September 22nd, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Seriously, in my family, if we knew anybody wo had done this, a ublic flogging would have occoured after tis incident.
Jen says: November 3rd, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I know there are some really dumb people here, but you don’t have to bash the rest of us who actually have brains and live in Cheesehead country. But man, they locked the kid in the closet to go gamble and watch the Pack? They could’ve just left the kid at home if they were really set on avoiding getting a babysitter. Man, that is so wrong. And so dumb. And now they’re going to jail, what was the point?
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