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Wednesday, March 25th, 2009 • Filed under Other

Just read the story and this world will make sense, sort of.

Police arrested a man who threw an inflatable penis at a horse, according to the Wichita Eagle.

And before you ask, yes alcohol was involved.

Also, this Lisa Lampanelli joke in action actually involved a bachelorette party. That explains why the policeman and the horse were there.

Three were arrested. Two tipped the policeman and passed out in the gutter.

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    Wow…. That person must have had a little too much vodka! Haha!

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    why would you **** a horse?????

  • kemal says: April 9th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    I guess that is what happens when you horse around too much.

  • Jason Venter says: April 12th, 2009 at 3:13 am

    Stories of crimes involving alcohol aren’t really funny as much as they are sad.

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