Wombats are Mean Little F******s
Friday, March 28th, 2008 • Filed under Other
You notice over to the right that there are a list of categories in which we place these odd, humorous and sometimes utterly baffling stories about mankind’s lack of normal intelligence and its brief run-ins with the law. Well, we couldn’t put this story in one of those categories because we don’t have a page for it because even if it did happen like this man claims, I don’t want to know what the charge would be against the wombat.
According to The Nelson Mail, a man was sentenced to community service for claiming that he was raped by a wombat.
Now that I think of it, maybe it should have gone in the drugs category.
The man was charged with using a phone for a fictitious purpose because, once again, he claimed he was raped by a wombat. He later retracted his charge after he called an emergency line because “the wombat pulled out.” Oh, I hope it was a gun.
Now this story immediately springs to mind two thoughts: (1) MWHAHAHAAAAAA! HA! HA! HA! (choke) (cough) HAHAHHAAAAAAAAA AH AH AH AH AH! (sigh), and (2) if you allow yourself to get raped by a wombat, you either really did something bad to deserve it or are so weak and unable to defend yourself that you’re lucky it didn’t steal your identity as well.
ME says: March 28th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Whats he been smoking.
Bob says: April 6th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Man, that’s just cold. This guy gets raped by a wombat, and gets community service.
Donna Larson says: April 8th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
WHY DOES CUSSING NEED TO BE IN PHOTOS? LETS HAVE SOMETHING DECENT FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donna Larson says: April 8th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
THE SAME WITH THE INDECENCIES!!!! THERE ARE ENOUGH PERVERTS. NO NEED TO ENCOURAGE THEM!!!!!!!!!
Schultz says: April 27th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Maybe in his drugged up state he mumbled that he got raped by the womb of an old bat and it just sounded like wombats over the phone…
adl says: May 7th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
THE SAME WITH CAPS!!!!!!!! AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!! THERE ARE ENOUGH IDIOTS THAT USE THEM AND THINK IT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD. NO NEED TO ENCOURAGE THEM!!!!!!!!
Leo says: June 4th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
too many caps and exclamation marks…
Heather says: June 19th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Omfg! How stupid do you really have to be? I feel sorry for the WOMBAT. It’s a wombat for pete’s sake. My god.
KS says: August 19th, 2008 at 3:51 am
I couldn’t stop laughing as I read this.
What was he smoking? It must be good stuff to make him think that way.
Mizuha says: March 8th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Forget community service,stick this guy in a mental institute.