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World’s Dumbest Dad

Friday, June 5th, 2009 • Filed under Other

Fathers’ day is just around the corner, so don’t forget to tell the man responsible for bringing you into this world thank you for getting your mother so drunk that she would have let a Ford F150 get on top of her.

One father treated his son to a car-powered sled ride, according to the Daily Mail.

The father actually took his boy for a sled ride by tying it to his truck and dragging him down the highway for a “once in a lifetime” experience. “Once in a lifetime” refers to how much time he’ll spending in therapy.

Their little joy ride came to an end when the father drove him and his son in front of a police station. Cops stopped him because they are charged with protecting the people from unlawful behavior, danger and fun.

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