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You’re No Fun Anymore

Thursday, October 8th, 2009 • Filed under Other

Note to self: judges are not “Monty Python” fans.

A man facing sentencing told a judge to “get on with it” as the judge was speaking, according to the Morning Call.

The defendant told the judge to just sentence him and “let [him] go about his business.” So the judge did just that and sentenced him to 41 years in prison. Looks like he’s in the cigarette business.

When the defendant also told him to hurry this because “I don’t have time for this.” The judge responded, “You’ll have all the time in the world.” It’s time like this I wish judges had sidekicks.

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  • Sylver Acrey says: October 21st, 2009 at 6:55 am

    this was really stupid its not even funny

  • LJ says: October 21st, 2009 at 10:07 am

    BALLA!!!!.

  • Wes says: January 3rd, 2010 at 5:03 am

    Read the article and you’ll see just how stupid this guy is.

  • Dixie Normous says: January 6th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    ******* Dumbass

  • barnes says: January 30th, 2010 at 4:32 am

    i was sitting in court one day and the judge gave this dude 6 months he looks at the judge and tells him i can do that on my head. the lokks at him and said here’s 6 more to get back on your feet. i had to leave the courtroom before i busted out laughing. now that was stupid.

  • David says: May 14th, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    In his defense, I think increasing your jail time simply because you bad-mouthed the judge should be unconstitutional on first amendment grounds.

  • Soth says: July 31st, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    one thing, david, ur 1st amendment rights go out once u enter the court room. so in his offence, he screwed himself with it

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