Dumb Criminals

You’re No Fun Anymore

Thursday, October 8th, 2009 • Filed under Other

Note to self: judges are not “Monty Python” fans.

A man facing sentencing told a judge to “get on with it” as the judge was speaking, according to the Morning Call.

The defendant told the judge to just sentence him and “let [him] go about his business.” So the judge did just that and sentenced him to 41 years in prison. Looks like he’s in the cigarette business.

When the defendant also told him to hurry this because “I don’t have time for this.” The judge responded, “You’ll have all the time in the world.” It’s time like this I wish judges had sidekicks.

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