There is nothing wrong with being undeterred by your goal. But there is a fine line between determined and demented. It’s also a very zig-zaggy line and the demented side is located over the gravity-heavy end of a large cliff.

A man who stole money from a bank that was doused with explosive dye still tried to deposit it at another bank, according to the Chicago Tribune.

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What’s worse than being caught jumping around your room in your full body Spider Man costume? Well, nothing, especially if it’s in your room because that implies you still live with your parents.

A man in Japan was caught robbing a house in his Spider Man outfit, according to the Manichi Daily News.

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I don’t pretend to understand the ins and outs for British Parliament, but it must get just as monotonous and tedious as the American Congress. After all, we were birthed by the very same government, even if we were the red-headed stepchild.

One man bored with listening to British Parliament lit up a joint during the proceedings, according to NZPA.

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It’s important to always remember that the right clothes make for the right job. What kind of clothes? Any clothes.

Police caught a naked man burglarizing someone’s home, according to the AP.

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I’ve always wondered what my last words should be on my deathbed. I believe it would be something like, “Get me two blondes, the dumber the better” or maybe at least one redhead depending on what kind of mood I’m in that week. It might be chauvinistic, but it’s the best use of a deathbed I can think of.

One man, however, found the worst use of a deathbed when he confessed to murdering a neighbor more than 20 years after his crime, according to the BBC.

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Some cases not only defy description, they really don’t require it. For instance, a woman was caught having sex with a dog.

Police caught the woman because she left some videos of her homemade dog porn on her computer, according to The Smoking Gun.

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There is never a reason you should ever moon a federal court judge. Except maybe if the case involves your ass. I hope the prosecution would call mine “Exhibit Fabulous.”

A law lecturer accused of threatening court officials mooned a judge during her trial, according to the AAP Wire Service.

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What’s the worst way to get to court for your theft charge?
A. Arrive on time but without pants
B. Show up in your only clean shirt that reads “Up yours, Judge”
C. In a car that you just carjacked for your carjacking trial

A man took a car at gunpoint to get to court for her car theft trial, according to the Gwinnett Daily Post.

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