“I Don’t Want To Cause No Fuss”
Sunday, October 9th, 2011 • Filed under Other • 1 Comment
Ever since early youth, I took great pleasure in making fun of adults behind their backs. And none were easier to trash-talk than bus drivers. They were always mean, fat, scary, overly Southern, fat, old, ugly, stupid, or fat. Never mind that they woke up before 5 am to safely drive hundreds of obnoxious and ungrateful kids back and forth to school every day…
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Rap and Crime, How Typical
Sunday, October 9th, 2011 • Filed under Counterfeit • 1 Comment
Teens have such an attitude, don’t they? They think they can get away with anything, just because they suddenly have the ability of legal self-transportation. Or they think they’re invincible, and try stupid things. Not…that…I…wouldknowanythingaboutthatwhatsoever.
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So How Was School Today?
Friday, September 30th, 2011 • Filed under Assaults • Comment
Sometimes you look at a teacher, and all you can think is “How the heck are YOU married?!” But then you reasonably remind yourself that your teacher is actually a wonderful human being deep down who is found attractive and pleasant by at least one other person that they love very deeply in return….*snicker*. Nah.
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Burning Passion
Friday, September 30th, 2011 • Filed under Arson • 1 Comment
Relationships can be really difficult, can’t they? No matter if you’re arguing over what to name your first child or whether to order pizza or Chinese food, no two people are ever going to be in total agreement 24/7. Especially over something as dire as which horribly unhealthy food to eat for dinner.
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I’m All For Innovation, But…
Sunday, September 25th, 2011 • Filed under Cars • 1 Comment
Some people just don’t know how to take care of things. They’re the kind of parents who raises a toddler on a diet of Sprite and Oreos, then complain when he can’t sit down for a period of time any longer than 20 seconds. Then the kid grows up a little, inherits the trait, and tries to take his pet goldfish for a walk.
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But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting…
Tuesday, September 20th, 2011 • Filed under Banks, Robberies • Comment
It occurred to me, while watching one of my favorite Disney musical numbers, that it is actually rather improbable for a bunch of cats and their musical instruments to fall through five or six floors in a building. OH, while staying in one piece, and maintaining their song. But frankly, most TV isn’t any less ridiculous.
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“It’s An Intimate Get-Together”
Tuesday, September 20th, 2011 • Filed under Other • Comment
Some people can throw some crazy parties, right? I’m talking food-throwing, radio-blasting, bottle-spinning madness. Personally, I have no problem throwing food and blasting music in the comfort and solitude of my own home…but at least going to parties means I’M not the one cleaning up afterwards.
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Oh, And You’re Fired
Wednesday, September 14th, 2011 • Filed under Banks • 1 Comment
Old people can get a little crazy, can’t they? I have a few stories of my own…my grandma holding up a magnifying glass to a computer screen, my grandpa taking out the trash every time someone throws one thing away. They just have their own way of going about things.
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