Dumb Criminals


Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 • Filed under Robberies

Getting a phone number used to be a good thing. Now it’s a sign that someone may have been dropped on their head when they were a baby.

According to WBBM in Chicago, a robber left his phone number at the scene of the crime.

It’s much worse than you think. First off, he shows up early at a muffler shop and demands money from the safe, but the clerk tells the robber only the manager can open it. That’s what you get for getting up early. Listen up kids, always sleep late. The early bird can have the worm because he doesn’t have a hangover.

So the robber decides to leave his phone number with the clerk and tells it to give it to his manager when he shows up. If I’m making this up, may God strike me dead. I knew God loved me.

Officers called the guy and the suspect returned to the store waving a gun around and an officer shot him in the leg. He also lost some of his “Whenever” minutes on the call.

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