Dumb Criminals

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March 26, 2008 @ 12:45 am · Filed under Robberies

Getting a phone number used to be a good thing. Now it’s a sign that someone may have been dropped on their head when they were a baby.

According to WBBM in Chicago, a robber left his phone number at the scene of the crime.

It’s much worse than you think. First off, he shows up early at a muffler shop and demands money from the safe, but the clerk tells the robber only the manager can open it. That’s what you get for getting up early. Listen up kids, always sleep late. The early bird can have the worm because he doesn’t have a hangover.

So the robber decides to leave his phone number with the clerk and tells it to give it to his manager when he shows up. If I’m making this up, may God strike me dead. I knew God loved me.

Officers called the guy and the suspect returned to the store waving a gun around and an officer shot him in the leg. He also lost some of his “Whenever” minutes on the call.



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10 Comments »

  1. veronica Said,

    March 26, 2008 @ 9:00 am

    hahahahahahaha……stupid

  2. tammy Said,

    March 26, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

    suck shit

  3. ME Said,

    March 28, 2008 @ 10:36 am

    oooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  4. Jack Said,

    March 28, 2008 @ 10:57 am

    I’ve heard some people complain about how they think law enforcement officers don’t do anything but patrol around in their squad cars, eat donuts, and drink coffee all day long…

    Perhaps due to stories like this one, the criminals end up doing most of the work for them.

  5. Kate~the~Great Said,

    March 31, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

    Wow…I think that guy was my 8th grade science partner.

  6. Buttercup Said,

    April 1, 2008 @ 7:52 am

    yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  7. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha......foshoo Said,

    April 10, 2008 @ 9:11 am

    Stupid who would do somtin like that….well maybe he had his reasons… :o lmao…he is so funny…man reminds me of my friends sisters her name is diana but none of u care….

  8. Crybaby Couple Sues NBC Over Deal Or No Deal. Said,

    April 21, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

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  9. Schultz Said,

    April 27, 2008 @ 11:17 am

    That’s almost as bad as this black dude in Milwaukee, Wi. that robbed a place and for some reason he thought he wouldn’t get caught. Well that in itself would be rightous thinking except he was wearing a Mint green hat, mint green shirt and tie, mint green suit, socks, and shoes. When apprehended a few blocks away he denied robbing the place. I understand that he wants his cell painted in mint green…

  10. stupidude Said,

    August 18, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

    A stttuuppiiiddd criminal in action….sounds like my brother……. =^p

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