Comments on: A Dork with a Spork http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/ We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:14:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Tiny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-34786 Tiny Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:12:41 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-34786 Of coarse, the mighty spork is the ultimate weapon. He wasnt drunk, he had a stroke of genious Of coarse, the mighty spork is the ultimate weapon. He wasnt drunk, he had a stroke of genious ]]> By: ronda http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-29622 ronda Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:16:39 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-29622 a spork? who would really allow themselves to be robbed by a man threating them with a spork? a spork? who would really allow themselves to be robbed by a man threating them with a spork? ]]> By: PLN at KIS » Blog Archive » The Difference a Title can Make http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-28102 PLN at KIS » Blog Archive » The Difference a Title can Make Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:29:45 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-28102 [...] for that man who would have had all that crap in his stomach. The third title I chose was ‘A Dork with a Spork‘. I didn’t know what a spork meant till I searched in the dictionary - ‘a spoon [...] [...] for that man who would have had all that crap in his stomach. The third title I chose was ‘A Dork with a Spork‘. I didn’t know what a spork meant till I searched in the dictionary - ‘a spoon [...] ]]> By: The Difference a Title can Make « Obsession with movies, crime, and pigs http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-28101 The Difference a Title can Make « Obsession with movies, crime, and pigs Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:57:40 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-28101 [...] for that man who would have had all that crap in his stomach. The third title I chose was ‘A Dork with a Spork‘. I didn’t know what a spork meant till I searched in the dictionary - ‘a spoon [...] [...] for that man who would have had all that crap in his stomach. The third title I chose was ‘A Dork with a Spork‘. I didn’t know what a spork meant till I searched in the dictionary - ‘a spoon [...] ]]> By: Kate~the~Great http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-27419 Kate~the~Great Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:40:31 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-27419 I don't think you guys are giving the spork and it's wielder enough credit. I propose I could pull off a robbery >j/k< with a plastic knife. It's all in the attitude, and the lunging, ya know what I'm saying? (Note the thick, fake mobster affect to my voice I don’t think you guys are giving the spork and it’s wielder enough credit. I propose I could pull off a robbery >j/k< with a plastic knife.
It’s all in the attitude, and the lunging, ya know what I’m saying? (Note the thick, fake mobster affect to my voice ]]> By: Bullfrog http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-27362 Bullfrog Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:50:26 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-27362 im not going to say it again but he is one im not going to say it again but he is one ]]> By: Jack http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-27354 Jack Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:54:28 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-27354 Sorry to go on a tangent, but the yo-yo is not a true fact, despite what the commercial claims. I researched it. But that's a whole other story. But quite so with the spork. I just read recently about a 10-year-old girl that tried to rob a convenient store with a rock. The weapons these people come up with to rob a store is truly amazing. ...spork...hahaha. Sorry to go on a tangent, but the yo-yo is not a true fact, despite what the commercial claims. I researched it. But that’s a whole other story.

But quite so with the spork. I just read recently about a 10-year-old girl that tried to rob a convenient store with a rock. The weapons these people come up with to rob a store is truly amazing.

…spork…hahaha.

]]> By: Anon http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-27351 Anon Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:46:35 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-27351 the yo-yo thing is a true fact... and honestly i can see how. but o topic i cant beleive anyone would even attempt such an act... with a spork.... the yo-yo thing is a true fact… and honestly i can see how. but o topic i cant beleive anyone would even attempt such an act… with a spork…. ]]> By: Jack http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-27082 Jack Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:48:59 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-27082 If you watched that Mountain Dew commercial about yo-yos being used as a weapon, imagine the same concept with the spork. Now that would be hilarious. If you watched that Mountain Dew commercial about yo-yos being used as a weapon, imagine the same concept with the spork. Now that would be hilarious. ]]> By: RockTheRave http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-26825 RockTheRave Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:10:28 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-26825 LMAO!! Omgosh!! A spork? A freaking spork?! Hahaha! Wow, he must have been VERY VERY VERY drunk! XD What's even more funny is that while reading the article, I was eating with a spork as well! LMAO! (My stomach hurts from laughing now . . .) Well, there went my apetite! =D LMAO!! Omgosh!! A spork? A freaking spork?! Hahaha! Wow, he must have been VERY VERY VERY drunk! XD What’s even more funny is that while reading the article, I was eating with a spork as well! LMAO! (My stomach hurts from laughing now . . .) Well, there went my apetite! =D ]]> By: Birdzilla http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-26791 Birdzilla Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:28:34 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-26791 If stupididy was a crime he would get life for being so stupid If stupididy was a crime he would get life for being so stupid ]]> By: Kazumei http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/comment-page-1/#comment-26789 Kazumei Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:25:31 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dork-with-a-spork/#comment-26789 wow...i mean i didn't think sporks were so dangerous....i've used them to eat burritos but holding a burrito like a cigarette?!oh my god!it's soooo stupid!that retard made my abuelo turn in his grave! wow…i mean i didn’t think sporks were so dangerous….i’ve used them to eat burritos but holding a burrito like a cigarette?!oh my god!it’s soooo stupid!that retard made my abuelo turn in his grave! ]]>