Bar? Meet Face, Face? Bar
Thursday, February 28th, 2008 • Filed under Robberies
There are a lot of things you should do before you decide to enter a certain bar. Make sure they have your favorite brew on tap. Check if they have any other forms of entertainment such as sports or a pool table. Don’t go into the bar with the burly leather clad bikers who have contests to see who can crack their knuckles the loudest over some poor schmuck’s head.
According to the AP, a would be robber tried to hold up a biker bar.
Yeah, how did that work out for you buddy?
It happened in Australia when two masked men wielding machetes entered the bar and demanded money. Little did they know the bar was filled with angry bikers who literally eat guys like them for breakfast because they have to work off a lot of calories beating hippies and punching horses.
Police found one of the suspects hog-tied by the bikers. The bikers will move on to the semi-finals in the Dumbass Burglar Rodeo.
RC says: February 28th, 2008 at 11:45 am
I just saw this on BBC as well and I almost killed myself laughing.
Kazumei says: February 29th, 2008 at 11:38 am
omfg!lmao! thats funny!!i wish one of the burglars was my dad!it would be funny to see him hogtied^_^
Odin says: February 29th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
And what this article didn’t say was that one person ran *through* a glass door.
Ryanthusar says: March 1st, 2008 at 7:35 am
Odin, you forgot the other part, he also jumped off a 5 meter high balcony to get away from them.
Birdzilla says: March 3rd, 2008 at 11:30 am
Its a wonder they didnt beat the crap out of these two jerks i mean dont mess with a bunch of irrate bikers
veronica says: March 26th, 2008 at 9:06 am
congrats to the dumbest men in the world…….
Teresa says: March 27th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Now, you can’t get any brighter than that can you.