Dumb Criminals

Bar? Meet Face, Face? Bar

February 28, 2008 @ 4:28 am · Filed under Robberies

There are a lot of things you should do before you decide to enter a certain bar. Make sure they have your favorite brew on tap. Check if they have any other forms of entertainment such as sports or a pool table. Don’t go into the bar with the burly leather clad bikers who have contests to see who can crack their knuckles the loudest over some poor schmuck’s head.

According to the AP, a would be robber tried to hold up a biker bar.

Yeah, how did that work out for you buddy?

It happened in Australia when two masked men wielding machetes entered the bar and demanded money. Little did they know the bar was filled with angry bikers who literally eat guys like them for breakfast because they have to work off a lot of calories beating hippies and punching horses.

Police found one of the suspects hog-tied by the bikers. The bikers will move on to the semi-finals in the Dumbass Burglar Rodeo.



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7 Comments »

  1. RC Said,

    February 28, 2008 @ 11:45 am

    I just saw this on BBC as well and I almost killed myself laughing.

  2. Kazumei Said,

    February 29, 2008 @ 11:38 am

    omfg!lmao! thats funny!!i wish one of the burglars was my dad!it would be funny to see him hogtied^_^

  3. Odin Said,

    February 29, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

    And what this article didn’t say was that one person ran *through* a glass door.

  4. Ryanthusar Said,

    March 1, 2008 @ 7:35 am

    Odin, you forgot the other part, he also jumped off a 5 meter high balcony to get away from them.

  5. Birdzilla Said,

    March 3, 2008 @ 11:30 am

    Its a wonder they didnt beat the crap out of these two jerks i mean dont mess with a bunch of irrate bikers

  6. veronica Said,

    March 26, 2008 @ 9:06 am

    congrats to the dumbest men in the world…….

  7. Teresa Said,

    March 27, 2008 @ 12:20 am

    Now, you can’t get any brighter than that can you.

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