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Bat Beats Toy

Friday, July 10th, 2009 • Filed under Guns, Robberies

Never bring a toy gun to a bat fight.

A man who tried to rob a store with a fake gun was chased off by a clerk with a very real cricket bat, according to the AP.

The man tried to rob the store with a toy gun, but luckily the clerk had the only cricket bat in the entire state of Alabama.

The suspect spotted the bat and worried that he was going to be spanked, he took off without any money and was later arrested.

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