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Broken Bonds

Remember that movie “Hot Rod” where an amateur stunt man decides to raise $50,000 by doing a record 15 bus jump on a motorcycle for a new heart for his dying stepfather just so he can kick his ass before he dies? That was more plausible and a better plan to raise money compared to these brainiacs.

According to KWTX, two men are behind bars for robbing a bank to raise bail money for a third inmate.

The funny part is their plan almost worked. They stole $10,000 and used it to bail the guy out. Apparently, their plan was foiled when the third inmate said in the jail’s waiting area, “Hey guys, thanks for robbing that bank and bailing me out. One more day in this jail and I was gonna go car-a-zy!”

One of the men is still-at large, but police caught up to two of them after the released inmate removed his ankle bracelet because “bracelets are gay.”

Investigators also learned the two men who robbed the bank used pellet guns. They reportedly told a teller, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot your eye out.”



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2 Comments »

  1. Stupid Criminals Said,

    January 11, 2008 @ 11:32 pm

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  2. Charles Said,

    February 5, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

    Okay the guy they were trying to bail must not have known to thank them AFTER they got the hell out of there.

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