Dumb Criminals

Bulging Pants

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Robberies

A man walked into a Wal-Mart and stole a CD player. He placed the stolen merchandise in his pants and walked out of the store. Not wanting to walk home in the rain, the man approached the sheriff’s deputy and asked for a ride home. The deputy noticed the CD player bulging in the man’s pants and asked to be shown a receipt. When he did not have one, the criminal was promptly taken to jail.

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