Dumb Criminals

Camel Milk

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Robberies

Deciding that Oil of Olay was no longer doing the trick for her, a woman decided that she would become a modern-day Cleopatra and bathe in camel’s milk. The woman went to her local zoo and transported a camel back to her house; the camel was a male.

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  • Creeping Death says: November 22nd, 2006 at 10:37 pm

    No one noticed her taking a camel out of it’s pen, walking it accross the zoo and out to her truck.

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