Caught in a Lineup
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009 • Filed under Robberies
Lines just seem to permeate our whole world. There are lines at the bank. There are lines to get to work. There are even lines in your own home just to get to the bathroom. It’s a round world last time I checked.
For once, a line did the world good when police caught a robbery suspect waiting in line to get pizza, according to WTSP.
The robbery held up a convenience store and fled the scene before police arrived. The person she held up watched her walk to a pizza place across the street. Damn, that is convenient.
Police arrived at the scene and found the woman still waiting in line for pizza. I know what we’re all thinking: how long does it take to make a pizza? Thirty minutes or less, my ass.